Let's build one big locker room for all sports so no gender will be offended. Change the school colors to beige and white since red could be considered a passive aggressive color. No numbers or names on the uniforms so everyone feels equal. Yelling at the games is prohibited, don't want to make another player feel bad. Only cello music can be played. Serve only gluten free organically grown foods at the concession stand. Keep no score during the games and everyone gets a trophy and a puppy when it is over. That will make Crutcher happy and Rocco can get what ever he wants and stays