Rhode Island is clearly the best team we have played all season. Possibly this decade. They have TEN guys shooting better than 30% from the field and ELEVEN who average 1 rebound per game or more. Further, NINE of their guys shoot better than 12% from three.
Their depth is impressive, as six of their guys are averaging between 0.1 and 0.6 assists per game. And we would be well-advised not to try to take anything inside, because there’s a really good chance that it will get swatted into the James River: nine guys average more than 0.1 blocks per game.
Basically, I would advise all of you to do literally anything else with your time Tuesday night than watch this game in any capacity. Unless they happen to put in some guy named Parnell Pierre, a total loser who has failed to rack up ANY stats whatsoever despite playing 1 minute this year.
Their depth is impressive, as six of their guys are averaging between 0.1 and 0.6 assists per game. And we would be well-advised not to try to take anything inside, because there’s a really good chance that it will get swatted into the James River: nine guys average more than 0.1 blocks per game.
Basically, I would advise all of you to do literally anything else with your time Tuesday night than watch this game in any capacity. Unless they happen to put in some guy named Parnell Pierre, a total loser who has failed to rack up ANY stats whatsoever despite playing 1 minute this year.