If he's gonna get bounced, get bounced for something memorable like playing payers under the table that gets us to a Final Four. Don't get run for calling students "regular" students and renaming building with a bunch of different blended names. Go out in style, PQ.Tell Queally to open up the cash box.
Or even better, drop a couple mill, hire Pitino, and say peace out. It would be an epic couple years of basketball before the inevitable bottom drops out, but you'll be long gone, probably on a nice yacht in the Caribbean, smoking a high quality Cuban.