No need to rub it in. We already know that we don't have a prayer of beating you guys and accept that such a beating is in store for our team that it may set the world record for beatings with respect to college football games. That is a given, and we would forfeit right now but for an obstinate AD who feeds on negative PR for the school since we have recently called him to task on an issue I cannot reveal.
I heard that your offensive players were awesome, even more than you say, especially the WRs... that they are not just skilled in their moves and ability to catch, but that they punish and destroy whenever they get a chance, sometimes running away from the end zone to which they are headed after a spectacular catch and head back to the CB or Saftey who they just left in their dust in order to punish him with a crushing, sometimes life-threatening blow. I have heard the same from others on the AGS board so I know that it is true.
I mention this because I just got off the phone with a Spider mom, a friend of mine who reads this board and has a son who is a backup CB but gets a lot of playing time. She suggested that she did not mind your WRs bewildering and embarrassing our CBs, LBs and Safeties with their almost inhuman moves and catching abilities, but she is fearful for her son's safety. She is a shy lady and she asked that I speak on her behalf to implore you to take it easy on her son who is a really nice guy, though obviously slow and inept when compared to the level of abilities of your WRs. I agreed because I share her concern and a concern for other members of our defensive backfield who I do not want to see hobbled for months after they return from the game. So, on her behalf and on behalf of other Spider moms too shy to speak up, I ask that you take this matter up with your team and should they be willing to agree not to engage in such ruthless punishment of our players, we will be forever in your debt. Once I receive your response, which I anticipate to be agreeable, I will be providing you with young man's number and probably the numbers of others whose moms are also fearful of such harm to their sons. They will undoubted come forth as game day approaches. You can have at the others as you desire, especially the DL who can better fend for themselves.
Thank you, in advance, for your consideration and, hopefully, your compassion.