Joe Exotic on Netflix;
Imagine if ten years ago you were approached by a time traveler and he was like "Look, I do not have much time to explain, all I can tell you is the year 2020 is going to be an absolute circus. You know Donald Trump, the star of the apprentice? Well he is the POTUS. Australia catches on fire and a women tries to save it by selling pictures of her boobs. Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash Half the world is devastated, the other half makes memes. Just when the world starts to recover from the lost of Kobe, some dude in China eats a bat and starts a global pandemic that specifically kills maw maw and paw paw. Everyone loses their minds. 40% of the population thinks it is the end of world, 40% thinks it is all fake and another 20% blames it on sell phone towers and Tom Hanks kids. The one thing everyone seems to agree on is that the only way to survive is by hoarding toilet paper. Grocery stores are ransacked and Charmin Ultra Soft essentially replace the dollar as the US official currency. All sports are cancelled. Eventually, as hysteria grows, world government are forced to shut down the entire planet and lock every one in their houses and the only person that can keep the people from completely flipping out and starting a huge riot, is a gun toting, mullet sporting, gay Oklahoma man with a meth addiction and 180 pet tigers.......LOL
Imagine if ten years ago you were approached by a time traveler and he was like "Look, I do not have much time to explain, all I can tell you is the year 2020 is going to be an absolute circus. You know Donald Trump, the star of the apprentice? Well he is the POTUS. Australia catches on fire and a women tries to save it by selling pictures of her boobs. Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash Half the world is devastated, the other half makes memes. Just when the world starts to recover from the lost of Kobe, some dude in China eats a bat and starts a global pandemic that specifically kills maw maw and paw paw. Everyone loses their minds. 40% of the population thinks it is the end of world, 40% thinks it is all fake and another 20% blames it on sell phone towers and Tom Hanks kids. The one thing everyone seems to agree on is that the only way to survive is by hoarding toilet paper. Grocery stores are ransacked and Charmin Ultra Soft essentially replace the dollar as the US official currency. All sports are cancelled. Eventually, as hysteria grows, world government are forced to shut down the entire planet and lock every one in their houses and the only person that can keep the people from completely flipping out and starting a huge riot, is a gun toting, mullet sporting, gay Oklahoma man with a meth addiction and 180 pet tigers.......LOL
