Wow... I’m really impressed by the legends that sit in the stands or in the comforts of their homes and second guess and criticize everything about this (or any) Spider team. I will my bring my autograph book to the next game so that I can get all of your signatures. I just can’t imagine how lucky the former teams were— no former player ever missed a tackle, dropped a pass, threw an interception, ran a wrong route, mis-kicked a ball, missed an open shot, fouled out, turned the ball over, struck out, dropped a fly ball, threw a wild pitch, hit a batter, missed a free throw or penalty kick, missed an open cage, lost a face off or draw, missed a two foot putt, or false started. Geez, the current coaching staffs are so lame compared to the resumes of all you former stud athletes. After you autograph my book (I’m already spending the $$ that your impressive signatures will bring on eBay), I’ll give you a whistle and coaching gear so that you can take over all of the Spider teams.
