Dang that stupid war of northern aggression! Why take the best and brightest from around the country and the world when you can homogenize and become a completely provincial commuter school?
I am tempted to have a petition started to have you removed from our 76 class roles as anActually FRS Is a UR grad,,,Class of 1976.
A solution to the stigma of an overwhelming elderly local fan base is up the student body to about 45% Virginians.
Of course the chance of this happening is about as much as a snowball chance in hell.