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We've got a good day and a half to pass before our game tomorrow. Who can come up with a more entertaining scenario than this one...?

Suppose that 32counter and others are accurate that Rocco and Crutcher's meeting on Tuesday was an 'exit interview'.

We knock off EWU tomorrow afternoon. On the tarmac in Spokane, Gill fires Rocco and tells him to fly back to Wilmington, DE via commercial.

We hire Mike London as interim for the rest of the season. ML knows how to FINISH A TOURNAMENT!

RUN TO THE ROAR PART DEUX, boys!

(we then commence a search for a permanent head coach)
 
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MolivaManiac said:
We've got a good day and a half to pass before our game tomorrow. Who can come up with a more entertaining scenario than this one...?

Suppose that 32counter and others are accurate that Rocco and Crutcher's meeting on Tuesday was an 'exit interview'.

We knock off EWU tomorrow afternoon. On the tarmac in Spokane, Gill fires Rocco and tells him to fly back to Wilmington, DE via commercial.

We hire Mike London as interim for the rest of the season. ML knows how to FINISH A TOURNAMENT!

RUN TO THE ROAR PART DEUX, boys!

(we then commence a search for a permanent head coach)
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It's the Christmas season. That scenario is akin to Nightmare on Elm Street.
How about Gill confronts Rocco, Rocco laughs out loud and says "should've been in Richmond doing your job and I wouldn't have talked to your boss."
Crutcher fires Gill and we announce plans for the Danny Rocco football complex.
 
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whampas said:
It's the Christmas season. That scenario is akin to Nightmare on Elm Street.
How about Gill confronts Rocco, Rocco laughs out loud and says "should've been in Richmond doing your job and I wouldn't have talked to your boss."
Crutcher fires Gill and we announce plans for the Danny Rocco football complex.
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This is the type of stuff i'm looking for. Let's have some fun.

Is there a scenario where Crutcher gives Rocco authority to fire Gill, himself?

Or perhaps those of us at Millhiser are given a tablet to face time with Gill to fire him ourselves???
 
LOL! You must either be board or off your meds to dream up this one. How about the meeting was Crutcher's exit interview. Rocco takes over as President. He fires Gill and Mooney. Tony Bennett becomes new basketball coach. Nick Saban comes in as assistant since Rocco has to pull double duty. We build new 100 million field house. All students are required to attend athletic events or there will be no puppies. Also, we win the NC
 
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Jasmonn Coleman made the trip to Cheyney for the express task to break up the forecasted wrestling match between Danny and Gill on the snow mound near the north end zone.It all starts by Gill throwing the 1st snowball at Danny.Danny proceeds to throw a left which decks Gill.Proceeds further with a head lock.Gill taps out.

All other onlookers become snow angels and laugh.
 
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The meeting this week was organized by PhillySpider as a way to hash out the issues that exist, once he brought them to light. Rocco and Crutcher had a great discussion about where the WebSpinner Safe Rooms should be located in the new 32Counter Weight Room in the William Cooper Football Facility.

Things almost went sideways when Queally unexpectedly showed up riding a three-seat tandem bicycle with Mooney and Chemotti, but fortunately Ulla was nearby in the lobby, reading "Havoc for Dummies" and was able to intervene before things got ugly.

Crutcher began to play the Spider fight song on his cello but was interrupted by a text message from Gill asking for directions to campus. Rocco texted back "I-95 north to the Newark exit" and then called a locksmith to re-fit the Robins Center offices.
 
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MolivaManiac said:
We've got a good day and a half to pass before our game tomorrow. Who can come up with a more entertaining scenario than this one...?

Suppose that 32counter and others are accurate that Rocco and Crutcher's meeting on Tuesday was an 'exit interview'.

We knock off EWU tomorrow afternoon. On the tarmac in Spokane, Gill fires Rocco and tells him to fly back to Wilmington, DE via commercial.

We hire Mike London as interim for the rest of the season. ML knows how to FINISH A TOURNAMENT!

RUN TO THE ROAR PART DEUX, boys!

(we then commence a search for a permanent head coach)
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Way to many Bloody's this morning.
 
everyone resigns, DR, the Crutch, KG, the entire board, we go back to being UR, move to DIII in all sports and give our endowment to umwcah so that they can not only survive but move to the sunbelt for all sports or to vmi so they can revert to an all male institution. the next day Phil's reopens with club sandwiches and limeades for all. the city of richmond, which cannot even figure out how to build a minor league baseball stadium, beats out los angeles for the next summer olympics and the ROB is used as a venue and city stadium, slabs and all, host the opening and closing ceremonies.
 
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everyone resigns, DR, the Crutch, KG, the entire board, we go back to being UR, move to DIII in all sports and give our endowment to umwcah so that they can not only survive but move to the sunbelt for all sports. the next day Phil's reopens with club sandwiches and limeades for all. the city of richmond beats out los angeles for the next summer olympics and the ROB is uses as a venue and city stadium, slabs and all, host the opening and closing ceremonies.
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I'd probably accept it if we really get Phil's back.
 
umwach can't find an FBS conference that will take them. Decides to drop all men's sports and becomes an all girls school. Bruce Allen convinces Dan Snyder to build a football and baseball stadium in Richmond. The Skins and Nats move. We use the two stadiums because the ACC decides we must join. They give us 200 million to build a new basketball arena.
 
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umwach can't find an FBS conference that will take them. Decides to drop all men's sports and becomes an all girls school. Bruce Allen convinces Dan Snyder to build a football and baseball stadium in Richmond. The Skins and Nats move. We use the two stadiums because the ACC decides we must join. They give us 200 million to build a new basketball arena.
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but as a condition of entering the ACC we have to allow any gender in any bathroom.
 
Rocco plays his trump card of the inappropriate photos he obtained from Deion Taylor on Gill and Mooney together.
Gill and Mooney are fired, Mooney's buyout is awarded to Kevin Anderson. We eliminate the position of AD and let Crutcher serve in the dual role of AD and Pres, since he is obviously doing both either way.

Rocco also becomes the head men's basketball coach and we become a consistent NCAA team. Anytime admissions wants to deny a football or basketball recruit, they must come over to the newly named Danny Rocco football complex and finish a full day of practice with the team. Permission is automatically denied if they end up puking in the Keith Gill port-o-john.

Gill is rehired to polish Rocco's statue at the entrance to Robins Stadium and his multiple National Championship trophies. Mooney is rehired to be a goodwill ambassador to the community. I mean gosh darn, he is such a nice guy after all. Rob Jones, disappears, no one notices.

Meanwhile, VCU strip-gate scandal becomes national news, their program most reclassify as D-3. Nothing happens to JMU, they are just stuck being themselves.
 
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After Saban comes on board as Assistant Football Coach we schedule Bama at Robins Stadium and beat them 67-66 on a last second hail Mary from a Lauletta lateral to Kevin Johnson who hits a streaking Brian Brown, who has another year of eligibility. Finally the ghosts of our 66-0 loss to Bama in 1961 are laid to rest...........Scalpers are able to get $8,000 per ticket as the packed out Robins Stadium has to turn student fans away................
 
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Spiders win tomorrow, DR announces Sunday that he's leaving immediately and taking staff to UD, BOT fires President and AD, no HC for home game again Wofford, FRS volunteers to be HC, prior to kickoff FRS has a disagreement with the head ref, a JMU grad, fisticuffs ensue, FRS thrown out, KL while on crutches and DJ with arm in cast coach the Spiders to a win, on to Frisco...
 
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Spiders win tomorrow, DR announces Sunday that he's leaving immediately and taking staff to UD, BOT fires President and AD, no HC for home game again Wofford, FRS volunteers to be HC, prior to kickoff FRS has a disagreement with the head ref, a JMU grad, fisticuffs ensue, FRS thrown out, KL while on crutches and DJ with arm in cast coach the Spiders to a win, on to Frisco...
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That would've been more believable if FRS was wearing a General Spidey costume while coaching.
 
localspider said:
Spiders win tomorrow, DR announces Sunday that he's leaving immediately and taking staff to UD, BOT fires President and AD, no HC for home game again Wofford, FRS volunteers to be HC, prior to kickoff FRS has a disagreement with the head ref, a JMU grad, fisticuffs ensue, FRS thrown out, KL while on crutches and DJ with arm in cast coach the Spiders to a win, on to Frisco...
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In this scenario do we run out our oopty oop formation and win with a hook and ladder TD scored by Thomas Evans?
 
Rocco leaves UR causing Gill to hire Rod Broadway from A&T. He turns out to be a horrible coach and Gill decides to hire the youngest coach in NCAA history 19 year old VT_Spider. I lead us to instant success and build a roster full of talent almost all from the Richmond area. The Richmond area unites behind UR Football and we lower admissions standards to let almost anyone we want in. I lead us on an NDSU like run and stay until Fuente leaves VT and then I take that job.
 
At BWW tomorrow watching the game. They have hired Victoria's Secret models as waitresses. We win, the girls start dancing on the tables. All of you have to leave now.
 
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had to know that sex was lurking out there somewhere. 66 if you are going to throw the models into this, have to attach pics...........please
 
Crutcher announces he is leaving to start a medical non-proit for the vision impaired ironically named Hillary 2020. Gill gets hired for his dream job as Duke AD. Ulla gets his dream job as UR Pres. Reverting back to his days in school he gives DR the job of both AD and head coach. Ulla talks his buddies BillyWayne and 32 into giving enough money to build out the BrickHouse into a 30,000 seat doomed stadium with a retractable roof modeled after Jerry's house. Klieman sees the building plan and leaves NDSU to become associate head coach at UR. Spiders win 6 straight NCs. Three years into his tenture Gill has to start a head a coaching search for a bball coach because of "vision" differences. Gill hires Mooney to lead the Duke bball program.
 
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Rocco leaves UR causing Gill to hire Rod Broadway from A&T. He turns out to be a horrible coach and Gill decides to hire the youngest coach in NCAA history 19 year old VT_Spider. I lead us to instant success and build a roster full of talent almost all from the Richmond area. The Richmond area unites behind UR Football and we lower admissions standards to let almost anyone we want in. I lead us on an NDSU like run and stay until Fuente leaves VT and then I take that job.
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Good to have a goal and a dream kid!
 
Gill makes the trip with the team is told he will have to take the Greyhound back unless some changes take place immediately. Gill hires a car drives over to Gonzaga. Fresh off his peptalk in NYC, he somehow convinces Mark Few to fly back to Richmond on the charter flight to be introduced as the new men's basketball head coach.

Gill still sensing that might not be enough to save his job, calls Tim Hightower, Brian Jordan, Eric Ward, Lawrence Sidbury and 14 other spider greats to step in for the 18 injured starters, on condition they wear the uniforms of the injured starters. No one seems to notice and the Spiders shut out EWU 86-0.

Gill decides he likes EWU so much he decides to stay as the AD. The Spiders then go on to win the national championship over NDSU, and Rocco keeps his job. A couple months later Few leads the Spiders to the Final Four behind a revamped defense and the number one free throw shooting team in the country.
 
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Do we have a flight tracker up for the charter for Mike London's charter yet? I think it leaves early this morning.
 
MolivaManiac said:
We've got a good day and a half to pass before our game tomorrow. Who can come up with a more entertaining scenario than this one...?

Suppose that 32counter and others are accurate that Rocco and Crutcher's meeting on Tuesday was an 'exit interview'.

We knock off EWU tomorrow afternoon. On the tarmac in Spokane, Gill fires Rocco and tells him to fly back to Wilmington, DE via commercial.

We hire Mike London as interim for the rest of the season. ML knows how to FINISH A TOURNAMENT!

RUN TO THE ROAR PART DEUX, boys!

(we then commence a search for a permanent head coach)
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We shouldve fired Rocco before the EWU game. Then the dominoes would have fallen like i said.
 
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